January 2010
lulz.
Max: *reaches towards my desk* Ooh, what's this device? This looks fun!
Me: That's my birth control. It puts an end to my 17-day periods.
Max: *drops funny-looking device abruptly* Oh. *cries in to Rachel's shoulder* OF ALL THE THINGS I THOUGHT IT COULD BE THAT WAS NOT IT!
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Hahahaha oh Max... He should be immune to stuff like this by now.
But here’s the thing: you don’t realize we are not permanent and you must do...
– (via jura-vaikas) (via teatime-with-nikki)
triciazion:
So my roommate was telling me that you can get something like $5,000 dollars for donating eggs to clinics. She texted this same thing to her friend. Here’s how the conversation went, brace yourselves:
Roommate: Did you know you can get like $5,000 for donating eggs?
Friend: So you get paid to masturbate?
Roommate: …you don’t ovulate when you orgasm.
Friend: Oh, so then how does...
I'm Always Going To Talk About This
lifeonfiction:
autumndae:
I need to talk a little in response to things I’ve been hearing over and over. This is about every time I’ve heard someone get grossed out about the menstrual cycle. This is about every time I’ve heard a girl say “I hate the word uterus.” This is about every time someone has said “I hate my period.”
This world has promoted so much female hate. The menstrual cycle...
33 of the world's strangest buildings →
I'm drawing a herring smoking a pipe that has...
I’m supposed to design a band poster for my digital illustration class and I chose Gogol Bordello. Unfortunately we aren’t allowed to use the likeness of any of the band members. I’m enjoying coming up with concepts so far, and the smoking herring is my current favorite.
To be honest, if it comes out cool enough it might be a future tattoo.
rochester tumblr potluck meetup
jimdewitt:
mentalreminder:
it is decided that the first rochester tumblr potluck meetup is this coming saturday (the 30th of 2010) and will be hosted at the household of mentalreminder and borninflames. that is 165 barrington. park ave area y’all. 5 pm. bring a dish to pass (obvz..).. vegetarian and non each very welcome. there will be something for everyone, and multiples in each persuasion...
My dreams lately are in FF9 graphics.
I don't get it.
My dashboard is full of hipster/indie photos of scraped girl’s knees. Wat.
oops 3:30 AM
I’m dumb and should have gone to bed a long time ago. But I just finished watching Dogma so it’s ok.
Yes, it is a meaningless universe; the universe doesn’t care about us, doesn’t...
– PZ Myers (via bmckinney) (via friendlyatheist)
I'm bored. Do it.
http://niftynonsense.tumblr.com/ask
strawberry creamsavers are my new addiction